Lad Dad

Lad Dad 

Fatherhood? 

I'm too young. 

Become a dad? 

I'm still my dad's son. 

It's not that I'm selfish, 

it's not that I don't care, 

but to force parentage on me I think is unfair. 

Fatherhood? 

It's not for me. 

Become a dad? I

'm too carefree. 

It's not my fault we're in this turmoil, 

she promised me faithfully, 

she was fitted with a coil. 

Fatherhood? 

I couldn't cope. 

Become a dad? 

Oh it's a joke! 

Well I'll pay for the operation, 

though I don't see that I should, 

and I won't get married, 

our relationship wasn't that good.  

Fatherhood? 

It's not what I bargained for. 

Become a dad? 

I just wanted to score!